My message today is for you sadly uninformed who cannot define “woman”. As I sit
here enjoying my breakfast – Bran flakes with banana and blueberries, just a little bit of
sugar and the precise amount of milk covering them – I simply cannot forget the
admonition of one of my children – who gifted me with the spoon I am using – sterling
silver engraved with the phrase, Dad’s Ice Cream Shovel – “Dad. You should try it with
NO sugar!” No, my dear child, I should NOT do such a thing. Years ago, I gave up one
of man’s greatest pleasures – which I refuse to describe here – and there are just a few
left that I will take with me to my grave!” (Men, when you reach the age of 94, (all of you
young bucks out there in your twenties, thirties, forties, and fifties, yes, and even in your
sixties, seventies, and eighties), please do not be afraid to assert yourself . . . finally . . .
and at last! Perhaps the best admonition for you guys would be, “Don’t just do
something . . . STAND THERE!”
Actually, I must admit (and, I say this with the utmost modesty), that there’s a bit of
reserve left in my tank. Oh Yeah!
So, just so you girls finally understand just what you are, here is my definition of a
‘Woman!’
“A woman is a human being who would be a man if she didn’t have the two letters ‘W’
and ‘O’ in front of her species definition. And not a thing you can ever do will change
that!
And, men, if you haven’t yet, its high time you understand what a blessing they are to us!
